First off i woke up last week with horrific pain in my lower jaw. I saw that I had a wisdom tooth coming in.After a couple of painful days,and enough Loratabs and Ibuprofen to make my stomach reach out of my abdomen with a Colt .45,point it to my head and with a demanding voice,say,"If you don't stop this I most certainly will take care of it!" I hurriedly scheduled an appointment with my dentist. He tells me after the X-Rays were taken , that my wisdom tooth was not the problem.Turns out I had 2 major cavities in my lower right molars."Oh fucking wonderful!"
So we go through the process of me crying my eyes out him tugging and pulling until 2 teeth had been removed.He filled me yet another script of Tabs. A couple days later I awake with even more intense pain then i had to begin with the whole ordeal.It was Sunday, so i had to give my dentist a call at home. He called in antibiotics and another script for tabs. At this point Ill tell you my stomach is old school and serious.We negotiated him not blowing my head off.I was on the meds for 5 days and yet no pain ceasing .So this morning I called in yet again.This time my Dentist and i are thinking we are about to remove the wisdom tooth.Then as he is removing my stitches from the 2 teeth he had pulled last week, he loudly exclaims,"Damnit Memorie, you've got a dry socket!This whole time your mandible has been exposed and developing bacteria!"
This slightly scares me. So him and his assistant clean out my mouth. Which by the way was killing me!!!! He stuffs in some weird gawd awfull tasting thing in my holes in my mouth. And tells me I'll feel like a million in 30 minutes.
"That easy huh, after over a week of crying ,punching walls,staying in bed and plotting my death.Oh, yea and being completely sober of alcohol . All you had to so was remove some frikin stitches and suck out some bacteria?"I thought to myself. "Jesus fucking H Christ!Holy fucking shit balls!" So now i'm home and whatever is in these little gum/jaw patches is better than any drug i've ever done in my life. But also has the effect of vodka,example.(running into every piece of furniture and wall in the house) I'm just hoping when whatever it is , when it wears off the pian will not return. And this story will be over!
Pieces of Later,
mem
So we go through the process of me crying my eyes out him tugging and pulling until 2 teeth had been removed.He filled me yet another script of Tabs. A couple days later I awake with even more intense pain then i had to begin with the whole ordeal.It was Sunday, so i had to give my dentist a call at home. He called in antibiotics and another script for tabs. At this point Ill tell you my stomach is old school and serious.We negotiated him not blowing my head off.I was on the meds for 5 days and yet no pain ceasing .So this morning I called in yet again.This time my Dentist and i are thinking we are about to remove the wisdom tooth.Then as he is removing my stitches from the 2 teeth he had pulled last week, he loudly exclaims,"Damnit Memorie, you've got a dry socket!This whole time your mandible has been exposed and developing bacteria!"
This slightly scares me. So him and his assistant clean out my mouth. Which by the way was killing me!!!! He stuffs in some weird gawd awfull tasting thing in my holes in my mouth. And tells me I'll feel like a million in 30 minutes.
"That easy huh, after over a week of crying ,punching walls,staying in bed and plotting my death.Oh, yea and being completely sober of alcohol . All you had to so was remove some frikin stitches and suck out some bacteria?"I thought to myself. "Jesus fucking H Christ!Holy fucking shit balls!" So now i'm home and whatever is in these little gum/jaw patches is better than any drug i've ever done in my life. But also has the effect of vodka,example.(running into every piece of furniture and wall in the house) I'm just hoping when whatever it is , when it wears off the pian will not return. And this story will be over!
Pieces of Later,
mem
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